I NEVER MISS THIS LIGHT

I have spent the past few days driving places with Henry...common conversations include:

"I never miss this light,"
"The trips must be off.
"This light must be broken, it is never red."
"Why are you going this way? It is farther."
"Why haven't these idiots opened the Fast Track lanes?"
"Why is this road closed?"

The only thing that he should have said was "Watch out...my car is behind you!"

Then I might not have hit his car.